December 5th, 2005

Vivaldi, Queen of Hearts

Dear Santa...I Can Explain...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ponderosa121 (-5000 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I turned architects in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4748 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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